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Friday, December 14, 2007

Cool Ideas #22

Salmon Ehla

Complete and total credit for this joke, everything related, stupidity, and/or creativity goes to ChessGeek.

Chef: I'm tired of making the same food over and over. Not to mention getting paid in mushrooms. And I don't mean the Portabello kind. What this restauant needs is some food that gives a bang!

***The next day***

Customer 1: Honey, I don't feel so well.
Customer 2: I guess you won't need your food then, right? *eats the food* Honey, I feel sick.
Customer 1: Let's sue the chef. *They leave.*
Chef: Hmmph. That sure was an rude couple. They asked for the
Salmon Ehla Special and now they're complaining about having stomachaches. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU ORDER EXOTIC DISEASES!! Oh, and they didn't leave tips, either.


-ChessGeek-

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

That was kind of dumb... I didn't really get it. Maybe others will though.

Anonymous said...

Lol! That was hilarious!

[KILLER_X] said...

Okay, for those of you who don't get it:


Salmonella is a type of possibly-deadly food poisoning. The food dish was called Salmon Ehla, suggesting that it was contaminated with salmonella. Get it?