Cool Ideas #27

CIA Official: Santa Claus

Now, you're probably asking "Santa works for the CIA?! What an absurd idea!" Nope. You're wrong. The CIA itself has unknowingly given out clues about Santa's employment! Just listen to the lyrics, for crying out loud!

...He sees you when you're sleeping.
He knows when you're awake.
He knows if you've been bad or good...

Now, who (other than the CIA) knows when you're sleeping, awake, or have been bad/good? Exactly my point. Santa may just be a secret branch of the CIA that monitors the kids. The CIA can't do everything!

P.S. Why is Santa American? How come he's not African or Asian? Just a thought.

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